hipster (contemporary subculture).
related, which informe us:
yuppie + hipster = yupster
according to evolutionary biologists, the yupster offspring would likely experience inclinations to both climb the corporate ladder (which would be met with seemingly unmotivated gifts from his father and poorly-masked glances of disappointment from his mother), and defy corporate dress codes by wearing neon ties and metallic converse high tops (earning grim diatribes from his father and loving gestures of acceptance from his mother). this will result in the need for staff psychologists to develop a whole new scale to measure neuroticism and an entire section in the dsm-iv manual, aka the crazy guide.the yupster hybrid would go on to create intriguing controversy within the company but would ultimately end up quitting to explore the possibilities of his sub-par punk band (which would of course emply viral marketing schemes to gain followers) or move to hollywood to direct the movie of the story of his sad existence. both courses of action would inevitably result in failure (note: the directing plan had promise, but was unfortunately aborted due to an inadvertent copyright breach, followed by a hefty lawsuit).
whom i severely identify myself with very much, thank you.
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