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agosto 29, 2005

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Uma da manhã de domingo pra segunda. Até pode ser hora de chegar em casa, de ir pro computador com resto de maquiagem na cara, de constatar que o cabelo está horrendo de feio e marcado de tanto ficar preso, porém pessoas normais teriam justificativas bem mais divertidas pra isso.

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O que fazer num dia de pouco movimento? Ora, bolas, especular sobre a vida sexual dos outros! O que dizer, por exemplo, de um cidadão que termina sua noite de núpcias visivelmente irritado? Eu acho que algo não funcionou e não foi o ar condicionado do apartamento... Mas bizarro mesmo é o velhinho que recebe visitas realmente longas de moças suspeitas. Farei um bolão pra tentar descobrir quantas pílulas azuis a criatura engole.

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Só pra constar, eu tenho medo de crianças poliglotas.

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E por que a gente consegue entender espanhol mesmo sem saber dizer nem buenas tardes e nuestros hermanos não captam picas de português? Portunhol, no entanto, é mais eficiente do que parece.

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Meu nome consta na lista do curso de auto-aplicação de massa corrida. Teria sido uma indireta?

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É fato, eu sempre esqueço de tirar o piercing. Só lembro quando alguém que não deveria o vê, então me escondo, tiro e coloco-o no bolso do uniforme. Pois bem, hoje ele ficou no bolso que foi pra lavanderia. Saco.

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Deprimente é ser cantada por velhos babões e ainda ter que dar risadinha.

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E o dólar que se lasque. Hoje eu ganhei gorjeta em euro!

Posted by luizab at agosto 29, 2005 1:07 AM

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He he he, Luiza, tem um coroa descendente de mexicanos aqui no trabalho que vive me cantando em espanhol, pois sabe que os americanos não vão entender (mas eu entendo bem, embora não fale nada além do básico de espanhol). Em geral, eu caio na gargalhada toda vez que ele emite uma dessas frases babonas, o que o deixa completamente confuso, pois não é essa a reação que ele esperava. E ainda vem com a desculpa que só fala essas coisas pra mim para "treinar o espanhol que ele está esquecendo". Yeah, right.

Posted by: Leila at agosto 30, 2005 2:22 PM

Maldito Jordi .... ainda pego este desgraçado ...

Posted by: Alisson at agosto 29, 2005 8:18 PM

Eu também tenho medo de crianças poliglotas! Quando o Jordi veio a Brasil, priscas eras, quase tive pesadelos com ele e sua 'namorada' Alyson. :)
Beijos.

Posted by: Patrícia Köhler at agosto 29, 2005 10:31 AM